AHOY-HOY

Written by

Jenny Stafford

Directed by

Aug 5 –
Aug 29, 2027

TH 7pm;
FRI/SAT 2pm, 7pm
SUN at 2pm

It’s 1876 and Elisha Gray is this close to inventing the telephone. He’s brilliant, anxious, and ready to make history — only if Alexander Graham Bell doesn’t beat him to it! A pair of oversized egos. One telephone. A battle of beards and bell tones. AHOY-HOY is a deliriously unhinged, unapologetic sprint through American ambition, innovation, and the absurd quest for legacy.